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Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate but much better for the waistline.

Males, on average -  think about sex every 7 seconds.

It is legal for salewomen to be topless in Liverpool - but only in tropical fish stores.

Cleopatra owned one of the world's first vibrators--a small container of buzzing bees !

Lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine so can also help combat asthma and hay fever.

In ancient Greece and Rome dildos were carved out of everything they could get their hands on from wood, glass, leather, gold, silver and even animal horns.

Dentists love kissing, because it produces saliva that helps clean teeth, and lowers the plaque and decay in your mouth.

Porn Web pages outnumber ordinary web pages by five to one.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!

"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

In Texas it is illegal to sell a vibrator as anything other than a 'novelty'.

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

John Harvey Kellogg invented corn flakes as a meatless breakfast food, designed to reduce the sexual drive.

There are only 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. A can of Pepsi has about 150 calories.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

25% of women think money makes a man sexier.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Snakes have two sex organs.

Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.

There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late '50s.

The average amount of male ejaculate is about one tablespoon, or 10cc, which is how the bands 10cc and Lovin' Spoonful got their names.

White women get 97% of boob jobs.

For centuries, the Catholic church declared "man on top" the only acceptable position for sex. It's called the missionary position because missionaries were to teach it as part of their efforts to "civilize" non-Christian races.

 

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